Saturday, May 10, 2008

Lady Looks Like A Dude...The Lesser Known Aerosmith Hit

Um...so I just got back from the grocery store.

I know, I know...you're totally jealous because you wish you could do the same thing on a Saturday night at ten o'clock. Well my friends...only if you're as cool as me.

After I paid for my garlic, string cheese, heavy cream and Fresca (the diet of champions) the clerk said, "Thank you, sir." WTF?!?

I know my hair is a bit short now, and I'm wearing a baseball cap, jeans that I can pull down without unbuttoning them and a ratty t-shirt (damn...why am I single). But puh-lease! If I had choosen to unhook my bra standing opposite the conveyer belt from 'Will-the-genius-checkout-boy', I probably could've given the kid a black eye with my left boob. I'm just saying...the ladies ain't small.

I guess it's time to stop dressing like a teenage boy in public. Dang it all!!

4 comments:

kristabella said...

This happens to me ALL THE TIME. And I have boobs. Very noticeable boobs. And the last time it happened and I wasn't wearing a hat.

WTF?

Shesabigstar said...

OMG, did you say anything to him?! You poor thing!! And no worries on the Saturday night at the grocery store...mine was equally exciting as I browsed the internet all night!!

cupcake said...

Ouch, please tell me you flashed him? Cause seriously that would have been really hilarious! I cannot wait to see you :)

Husher7242 said...

I, too, have very noticable boobs. Of course, being male, this is not really a good thing.

Anyway, this story just serves to illustrate a philosophy I have always firmly believed: women should, as a greeting, flash their breasts (or "ta-tas" as they're scientifically known). This ought to lay to rest most questions regarding gender, and it would satisfy my desire to see more boobies.